Monday, May 19, 2014


LOL American Politics is a simple blog that highlights everything right about the greatest country God created for mankind - the United States of America! Some choose to call it the USA, which, unbeknownst to many, stands for United for Stupidity and Arrogance.

American politics is driven by two sides: the left and right. Over the years, the left has moved to the right, and the right has moved to Tea Party mental hospital. The Director the mental hospital is "never-quitting" Sarah Palin, having taken over from "his highness" George W. Bush. The board of directors consists of Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, and "wanna-be-Defense-Minister" Herman Cain, and a some unknown persons with a level of IQ over 55 and under 75.

If there's one thing Tea Party hates is Obama taking away their freedoms. What freedoms has Obama taken away from the Tea Party, you might ask? Well, who the f%$k knows...

America has a presidential election every four years. This is an opportunity to showcase the intellectual superiority of the Tea Party. So when the time is right, a few tea-baggers would be released to the field, but they usually fail miserably. In 2012, there were high hopes for one particular person - Rick Perry. He ended up imploding himself after opening his mouth. Rumor has it that he couldn't recall his favorite three letters of the alphabet.

2012 election was highlighted by the showdown between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. Romney promised to "reverse" everything Obama did. He promised to repeal Obamacare and replace it with Romneycare. He also promised to reanimate Bin Laden so he could kill him for himself.

What separates American politics from that of the rest of the world? Fox News, also known as the Alternative History Channel.  It brings a fair and balanced coverage of news from all a-flat the world, whereas news in other countries give "facts."

There ain't going to be no God damn facts on this blog, folks, because it's always covered with a knowledge-condom.

Rubbers have a failure rate of 2% I think.

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